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Tuesday, December 10, 2013

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Coffin Company Markets Itself With Boobs


We're all familiar with the old adage "sex sells," and we're accustomed to living in a world where certain products -- such as beer, underwear, and cars -- are inevitably sold with a whiff of sexual innuendo.

But we've gone a little too far, because now we're getting more and more companies trying to use sex appeal to advertise products and services that have basically diddlysquat to do with diddling.

A Polish coffin company recently revealed their latest iteration of an annual tradition: a sexy 2014 calendar, stocked with photos of Polish women languidly draped nude atop caskets.

The owner of Lindner Coffins has fended off accusations of tastelessness by claiming that he wanted to "show the beauty of Polish girls and the beauty of our coffins," and insisting that a coffin is "furniture, the last bed you'll ever sleep in." According to the calendar's (not safe for work) promo page, the 2014 theme is "nature, which we express with perfect harmony between Lindner coffins and natural wood."


More Blue Ring Octopus


Yesterday morning, and this morning we had some more blue ring action, and our guest Vivian got a great shot with her Canon G11. As you can see from the picture, Vivian’s shot is of the sub-type of Blue Ring with the larger circular pattern.

Hopefully this means we are due for some more mating behaviour in the coming weeks. Joni and Marnes were the guides finding the Blue Rings, so well done to them!

Hippopotamus (Hippopotamus amphibius)


Hippos are practically the very definition of Disney-cute. What sort of person could look at this big ol' rascal, playing away in her favorite swimming hole, and not think of stuffing her in a tutu and making her dance to classical music?

For chrissake look at them. There is no way you could look at a big, fat, happy, squishy, huggable hippo and not think, "If she could talk like a human, she would sound just like Jada Pinkett Smith and be oh so sassy." You would totally name her Sassybaskets and she would be your tutu-wearing, ballet-dancing, strut-walking pal for life. Just you and Sassybaskets against the world! Look out, New York, here comes Sassybaskets!


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Layered Skirt Strapless Chinese Red Gown

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