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Tuesday, December 10, 2013

Erotic Ads for Totally Unsexy Things

Coffin Company Markets Itself With Boobs


We're all familiar with the old adage "sex sells," and we're accustomed to living in a world where certain products -- such as beer, underwear, and cars -- are inevitably sold with a whiff of sexual innuendo.

But we've gone a little too far, because now we're getting more and more companies trying to use sex appeal to advertise products and services that have basically diddlysquat to do with diddling.

A Polish coffin company recently revealed their latest iteration of an annual tradition: a sexy 2014 calendar, stocked with photos of Polish women languidly draped nude atop caskets.

The owner of Lindner Coffins has fended off accusations of tastelessness by claiming that he wanted to "show the beauty of Polish girls and the beauty of our coffins," and insisting that a coffin is "furniture, the last bed you'll ever sleep in." According to the calendar's (not safe for work) promo page, the 2014 theme is "nature, which we express with perfect harmony between Lindner coffins and natural wood."


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