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Coffin Company Markets Itself With Boobs

We're all familiar with the old adage "sex sells," and we're accustomed to living in a world where certain products -- such as beer, underwear, and cars -- are inevitably sold with a whiff of sexual innuendo.

But we've gone a little too far, because now we're getting more and more companies trying to use sex appeal to advertise products and services that have basically diddlysquat to do with diddling.

A Polish coffin company recently revealed their latest iteration of an annual tradition: a sexy 2014 calendar, stocked with photos of Polish women languidly draped nude atop caskets.

The owner of Lindner Coffins has fended off accusations of tastelessness by claiming that he wanted to "show the beauty of Polish girls and the beauty of our coffins," and insisting that a coffin is "furniture, the last bed you'll ever sleep in." According to the calendar's (not safe for work) promo page, the 2014 theme is "nature, which we express with perfect harmony between Lindner coffins and natural wood."

More Blue Ring Octopus

Yesterday morning, and this morning we had some more blue ring action, and our guest Vivian got a great shot with her Canon G11. As you can see from the picture, Vivian’s shot is of the sub-type of Blue Ring with the larger circular pattern.

Hopefully this means we are due for some more mating behaviour in the coming weeks. Joni and Marnes were the guides finding the Blue Rings, so well done to them!

Hippopotamus (Hippopotamus amphibius)

Hippos are practically the very definition of Disney-cute. What sort of person could look at this big ol' rascal, playing away in her favorite swimming hole, and not think of stuffing her in a tutu and making her dance to classical music?

For chrissake look at them. There is no way you could look at a big, fat, happy, squishy, huggable hippo and not think, "If she could talk like a human, she would sound just like Jada Pinkett Smith and be oh so sassy." You would totally name her Sassybaskets and she would be your tutu-wearing, ballet-dancing, strut-walking pal for life. Just you and Sassybaskets against the world! Look out, New York, here comes Sassybaskets!

Layered Skirt Strapless Chinese Red Gown

Layered Skirt Strapless Chinese Red Gown

Slight Sweetheart Strapless Form Fitting Layers Of Ruffles Red Mermaid Prom

Slight Sweetheart Strapless Form Fitting Layers Of Ruffles Red Mermaid Prom

Mini Champagne and Red Strapless Ruched Graduation Party Dress

Strapless Prom Dresses

Mini Champagne and Red Strapless Ruched Graduation Party Dress

Rita Ora Gets High Fashion for Elle's 'Women in Music' Issue

Rita Ora Gets High Fashion for Elle's 'Women in Music' Issue

Elegant Strapless Floor Length Bridesmaid Prom Dresses

Rita Ora Sexy Black Evening Dress 2013 MTV EMAs Celebrity Gowns

Rita Ora Sexy Black Evening Dress 2013 MTV EMAs Celebrity Gowns

Miley Cyrus Champagne Prom Dress 82nd Oscar Awards Red Carpet Formal Dress

Miley Cyrus Champagne Prom Dress 82nd Oscar Awards Red Carpet Formal Dress

The best celebrity dresses and red carpet gowns. Prom dresses, formal evening gowns, bridesmaid and homecoming wear inspired by celebs as seen on the red carpet of Oscars, Golden Globe Awards, Emmy Awards, Grammy Awards and more.

From Clara Bow to Cara Delevingne; the evolution of eyebrows

From Clara Bow to Cara Delevingne; the evolution of eyebrows

I’ve always been a fan of bold brows; they frame the face and exude absolute glamour. Cara Delevingne, it would appear, is of the same opinion.
Her thick, oversized brows have captured the world’s attention, and are becoming something of an entity unto themselves. Indeed, those thick, angular lines are shaping the modern face of beauty.
 
Big brows have been coming back into style for a while now, but Cara’s arrival on the scene has cemented their status as a beauty-must. Why they ever went out of fashion is beyond me; strong, well-groomed eyebrows give a powerful edge to any face. Sultry yet slightly stern, they compliment a smile as well as they do a withering glance.

Cara recently Tweeted vintage photos of her 101 year old grandma (also a model in her youth) sporting a set of striking eyebrows not dissimilar to her granddaughter’s. These snaps prove that bushy brows have been in vogue before, but this hasn’t always been the case…

Eyebrows have taken on a variety of forms over the past century, evolving dramatically across the decades. Just have a look!
1920s
Silent film star, Clara Bow, who epitomised the flapper era, favoured thin, straight eyebrows which were very fashionable during this decade. This style is all a bit too pantomime-esque and sad-looking for my liking. Moving on!

Jennifer Lopez hot 100

She’s Jenny from the Block but this year she’s going to be in your home each week on the revamp cast of American Idol. Lost of fans were skeptical of Idol replacing Simon Cowell and the rest of the panel, with the exception of Randy Jackson but so far, so good. Jennifer is showing her star power and flexing a little muscle in the first few weeks of auditions.

Nicki Minaj - Super Bass

Super Boobs + Super Ass = Super Bass
Damn Nicki go hard AF on this one! Get mad hits, likes, views, AND exposure to ANY video,

Samsung Galaxy S II

Let's start this review by getting one thing out of the way first: the Samsung Galaxy S II is the best Android phone in the market, by far. It may also be the best smartphone in the market, period; even if we think this ultimately comes down to personal preference. The Galaxy S II combines one of the biggest and best screens on the market, with blazing performance, functional, stable software and decent battery life.

Samsung Galaxy S II: Design and display

The Samsung Galaxy S II is constructed largely from plastic, but we don't think this detracts from its overall appeal. In fact, we think it actually enhances it purely for the fact that the Galaxy S II is just 8.49mm thick. This makes it thinner than the iPhone 4 and likely the thinnest smartphone in the world.

Microsoft to Buy Nokia’s Device Business in Deal Worth $7.17 Billion

Microsoft announced late Monday that it is buying the majority of Nokia’s cellphone unit for 3.79 billion Euros ($5 billion), and spending another 1.65 billion Euros ($2.18 billion) to license Nokia’s patent portfolio, for a total of 5.44 billion Euros ($7.17 billion).

Once the deal is done, a number of Nokia executives will join Microsoft, including Stephen Elop, a former Microsoft executive who is seen as among the top contenders to replace CEO Steve Ballmer. Also set to join Microsoft are Jo Harlow, Juha Putkiranta, Timo Toikkanen and Chris Weber.
For now, Elop is stepping aside as Nokia CEO to become executive VP of devices and services. Nokia Chairman Risto Siilasmaa will serve as interim CEO.

India gang rape scandal again

India removes up to eight months before the country there was a mass rape case. This time, known as one of the safest cities in India, Mumbai, 22-year-old photographer, a woman was gang-raped.

Thursday evening, together with a colleague for a magazine were attacked by five young photographers taking photos of old buildings.

The attackers tied her hands a young photographer's work colleague.

The victims were young women being treated in hospital after the attack.

25 people detained in connection with the incident.

23-year-old medical student in New Delhi in December last batch raped a young student kurtarılamamıştı treated in the hospital.

India started the wave of protests over days after the event.

"Turkish teams love to beat"

After Galatasaray, Besiktas coach in Tromsø Having defeated the Agnar Christensen as the "Turkish teams are playing against the best, and we love to beat them," he said.

Norwegian coach, Istanbul, they expect a tough match, you know, that will do their best in the return leg
loved it.

Almeida's goal in the first half, completing a 1-0 lead Alfheim Stadium encounter black-and-whites, put out a poor performance in the second half more than 2 goals in the field of seven, and were defeated 2-1.

Bradley Manning, decided to become a woman

The United States condemned the leaking of confidential documents, Bradley Manning wanted to maintain his life as a woman and said that he wished to take the name of Chelsea.

Because of leaking secret documents to Wikileaks on Wednesday was sentenced to 35 years in prison.
  American er Bradley Manning: Since childhood, he said he felt as a woman.
Said she wanted to be a starting hormone therapy as soon as possible.

Women's 100-year table screwed. Moreover, the copyright will benefit.

19 in a church in Spain century fresco of Jesus disrupts the old woman trying to restore its own right, copyright on the table will reportedly suffered a flood of visitors.

Officials of the table is a new version announced in the year had been visited by 57 thousand people.

Paid 1 euro per person to visit about half of the copyright will be recorded.

The Internet's most sought-after celebrity women

1 Britney Spears
Britney Spears on the internet for most women all over the world! Searching for 37.2 times per month.

 2 Lady Gaga
His unique, crazy singer Lady Gaga 24.9 million times on the Internet searching for months.

3 Katy Perry
Girls dancing and kissing Katy Perry, 6.16 million times on the Internet searching for months.

4 Megan Fox
Megan Fox's pretty sexy indisputable. Searching for 13.6 million times per month. 
 
5. Avril Lavigne
 Kanadalı şarkıcı Avril Lavigne, Sum 41'in solisti Deryck Whibley ile evlense bile ayda 13.6 million kez aranıyor.

 6 Paris Hilton
Each event that his socialite Paris Hilton, 11.1 million times a month is being sought.

 7 Angelina Jolie
And the most handsome man in the world who is married to the star of many children of Angelina Jolie, 9.14 million times on the Internet searching for months.

 8 Kim Kardashian
7:48 million times a month searching for a popular personality Kim Kardashian.

 9 Lindsay Lohan
Lindsay Lohan is dealing with personal issues, 6.12 million times on the Internet searching for months.

10. Pamela Anderson
Pamela Anderson ilerleyen yaşına rağmen hala internette en çok arananlar listesinde yer alıyor! Ayda 6.12 milyon kez aranıyor.

The most crazy ideas, watch video

On YouTube 'straitjacket' known by the name of this young, led by familiar faces among the social networking sites was able to take videos.

Every time you managed to go against each other interesting videos, internet users 'straitjacket' See a video on how prepared this time ...

MELODY: SWEET AND NICE WOMAN. I ALWAYS RESTRICT MY

Melody_

23 y/o female
Krivoy Rog, Ukraine
English, Russian, Ukrainian
tutor
Have no children
Last online: 2013-08-23 10:58:04
12 credit(s) to open a letter

PERSONAL DETAILS
Sex female
Children without children
Want children I will tell you later
Date of birth 1990 - May - 24
Height 5'6" - 5'7" (166-170cm)
Body type Slim
Marital status Single
Smoker No
Drinker No
DETAILS OF THE PERSON YOU ARE LOOKING FOR
I look for a male
Looking for an age range 30-55
Relationship Activity Partner, Marriage, Relationship, Romance, Travel Partner
rate profile :
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rate: 4.4
votes: 2331
DESCRIPTION:
Sweet and nice woman. I always restrict my personal space, because I am afraid of loneliness. Until I find my soul mate I surround myself with lots of friends. Sensual and vulnerable. Tender ... and romantic ...
My life passion is singing! I am so thankful to the universe that I have such a gift! Singing helps me to fly away to the skies and give pleasure to people who are listening to me! I like jogging, traveling and spending time at the sea-side. Baking and cooking is my another passion! I have my own secret recepies to satisfy any dream!
IDEAL MATCH DESCRIPTION:
He is sweet, handsome guy who loves freedom. The one who can love and be loved. I’d like my man to be truthful and understanding kind and caring. The one who can make a holiday for me and be able to enjoy it, who will pamper and please me ... And most importantly will be my true friend ...I want us to be always together..
MY LANGUAGES SKILLS:
English
Russian
Ukrainian

http://www.online-dating-ukraine.com/Melody_.html

Victoria Beckham household has failed. She can not eat

Cook 3 times a week is coming ...

Cooking on the "desperate" to admit that fashion designer wife Victoria Beckham in the English footballer David Beckham has admitted that the cook house 3 times a week.

The 39-year-old Beckham edisyonuna cover of Vogue Magazine Australia "are a family of 6 persons. There are five assistant, nanny, cook, driver, gardener and housekeeper "Mrs. Beckham said.

lovely__Daria - Lugansk, Ukraine

lovely__Daria

22 y/o female
Lugansk, Ukraine
English(Good), Russian(Fluent), Ukrainian(Fluent)
Have no children
Last online: 2013-08-21 18:08:13
5.25 credit(s) to open a letter

PERSONAL DETAILS
Sex female
Children without children
Want children I will tell you later
Date of birth 1990 - October - 18
Body type Attractive
Education Some college
Smoker No
Drinker No
DETAILS OF THE PERSON YOU ARE LOOKING FOR
I look for a male
Looking for an age range 18-18
Relationship
rate profile :
  1    2    3    4    5  
rate: 3.3
votes: 58
DESCRIPTION:
I am a very kind and loving, honest, understanding, sweet, aways ready to healp. I am tender and passionate, I have a trast and faith in people, I am serious but at the same time very jolly and smiling! Wink Attractive, affectionate and very caring, only one man woman...
IDEAL MATCH DESCRIPTION:
I want to be with a sensual and sexual man. I look for the second half to be able to spend all time together! I do want compassion, honesty, reliability, affection, someone who is health conscious & secure with no emotional hang-ups. I am at the perfect stage in my life to really appreciate an exceptional man.
MY LANGUAGES SKILLS:
English: I can read and write very well and speak on everyday topics
Russian: I am advanced in every skill
Ukrainian: I am advanced in every skill

http://www.online-dating-ukraine.com/lovely__Daria.html

Lilia - Kharkov, Ukraine

River_Flower_

24 y/o female
Kharkov, Ukraine
English(Basic), Ukrainian(Fluent), Russian(Fluent)
Psychologist
Have no children
Last online: 2013-08-23 09:31:12
5.5 credit(s) to open a letter

PERSONAL DETAILS
Sex female
Children without children
Want children Yes
Date of birth 1989 - March - 13
Body type Attractive
Ethnicity Caucasian
Religion Christian
Marital status Single
Education MA/MS/MBA
Smoker No
Drinker No
DETAILS OF THE PERSON YOU ARE LOOKING FOR
I look for a male
Looking for an age range 24-56
Relationship Friendship, Marriage, Relationship, Romance, Travel Partner
rate profile :
  1    2    3    4    5  
rate: 3.6
votes: 397
DESCRIPTION:
There are three important characteristics about me: tender, feminine, and romantic. I am friendly and communicative lady. I like attending art exhibitions with friends. İ am fond of adventures and maybe i still believe that miracles can come true in life if you believe in it. I think that true miracle that can happen with me is meeting my real soul mate and that is why my heart is widely opened toward romantic adventures and long lasting relations.
IDEAL MATCH DESCRIPTION:
My heart will recognize my second half with butterflies in stomach, with special light in eyes and with the spiritual connection, which appears as the splash of romantic feelings in our hearts.
I know, my Love, you are looking for me as I am looking for you, and we will meet soon , because I am coming to you with open and sincere heart and with soul, which is full of passion and tenderness to warm your lonely life and to bring in it the special sense that you can find with me only.
MY LANGUAGES SKILLS:
English: I can read and write with a dictionary but can't speak
Ukrainian: I am advanced in every skill
Russian: I am advanced in every skill

http://www.online-dating-ukraine.com/_River_Flower_.html

Which famous women strip down the survey

Which famous women strip down the survey

 Here we prepared for you sexy stars, hearts pounding of the world-famous "strip down list called the top

 1. Natalie Portman

 2. Britney Spears 

 3. Fredia Pinto 

 4. Megan Fox

 5. Adraina Lima 

 6.Victoria Beckham 

7.Alessandra Ambrosio 

8. Beyonce 

9.Fergie 
 

10. Cherly Cole

The famous American singer Toni Braxton concert dropped her skirt

The famous American singer Toni Braxton concert dropped her skirt

Manhunt for Alleged Killer, Kidnapped Girl Ends in Gunfire

After a massive search in a remote area of Idaho, police on Saturday located a suspected killer and the 16-year-old girl he allegedly kidnapped. The girl was found safe but the alleged kidnapper was killed, police said.

Sheriff Bill Gore in San Diego County, Calif., said 40-year-old James Lee DiMaggio was killed by an FBI agent at 4:22 p.m. Pacific time near a campsite. His captive, 16-year-old Hannah Anderson, was located and "appears well," Gore told reporters Saturday evening.

"Rhett Anderson, the father, has been notified. Obviously, he is elated that we found his daughter alive and plans are being made to reunite him with his daughter hopefully tomorrow morning," Gore said.

The search spanned three states and thousands of miles. The suspect left with the girl last Sunday after her mother and brother were found slain at the girl's house in California. The pair was located today near Morehead Lake, in the Frank Church River of No Return Wilderness, the largest roadless area in the lower 48 states, sprawling across central Idaho and reaching north to the Montana border, near the town of Cascade.

Not Vacation: Summer Learning Programs Crucial

For many students and teachers, summer vacation was more like summer term.

Reading lists. Science camps. Portfolio development. The to-do list for kids and teachers sound remarkably alike. Schools are on the hook to improve student performance on high-stakes tests, administrators are eyeing more science and technology instruction, and parents are demanding more for their children.

Some studies suggest students lose as much as two months of knowledge over the summer. Advocates say educators can't expect their students to succeed if they, too, spend the summer months poolside.

"Summer learning space is time for innovation," said Gary Huggins, chief executive officer of the National Summer Learning Association. "Innovation doesn't flow easily into the school year."

That's why summer programs used the past few months to try new things.

Teachers in one of Chicago's struggling elementary schools huddled for two months this summer to retool the reading curriculum for first- and second-graders.

Elsewhere, more than 4,000 teachers turned to a weeklong lesson on water purification to see if parts of it could work during the school year.

In New York City's Harlem neighborhood, students spent six weeks flipping through books on everything from hip-hop to Depression-era toys in an effort to spark an interest in reading and narrow the gap between the scores of rich and poor students.

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Advertising models: What do CPC, CPA, CPM, CTR, EPC, RPM

Advertising models:

CPC (cost per click): That means how much an advertiser will pay for every click a visitor of your site is making on his ad. CPC is part of the PPC (pay per click) advertising model. The advertiser and the site will determine the cost for each click. If the cost for each click is 0.5€, every time someone clicks on a link the advertiser must pay 0.5€ to the site.

CPA (cost per action): It is also know as Pay Per Action or PPA or Cost Per Conversion. It is used in affiliate marketing. The advertiser will pay you if the visitor of your site does a certain action (buy a product, answer a poll, like a facebook fan page, subscribe to a newsletter).

CPM or CPI (cost per mille or cost per impression): It is also known as CPT (cost per thousand) – in Latin mille means thousand. The advertiser will pay a predefined sum for every 1.000 pageviews of his banner on your site. If you agree with him to pay CPM 5€, then every 1.000 impressions of his banner on your site, you will get 5 euros.

More Advertising abbreviations



CTR (click through rate): This is a percentage and it shows how many visitors of your site click on the ad of an advertiser. If 100 visitors come to your site and see just one page and only 1 visitor clicks on the ad banner, then this banner has a 1% CTR. The CTR is measured with pageviews and not unique visitors. That’s why the CTR is mostly low (under 1% – in 2011 the average CTR was 0.1%-0.3%). So you need to see in 100 pageviews, how many clicks you have on the ad to see the CTR of the banner. You can count the CTR of the banner, the campaign and the whole site. The bigger this number is, the better.

EPC (earning per click): This is the amount you earn for every click a visitor is making on a banner. The EPC may be known or unknown. If you use the CPC, you may know in advance the EPC. If you are using an affiliate program with a CPA model, then you must see how many clicks have been made, how much you earned and then divide it by the clicks to see what the EPC is. The bigger the EPC is, the best.

RPM (revenue per mille): As we previously mentioned, mille in latin is thousands, so here we count the revenue for 1.000 pageviews. The RPM of a site is the amount of money you will earn for 1.000 pageviews of your site. Even if your site has less than 1.000 pageviews, the RPM will show what the earnings would be if it had 1.000 pageviews. So if your site earned 2 euros from 50 pageviews, the RPM will be huge, 40 euros. But this doesn’t mean that you will gain 40 euros. If your next clicks give you 0.4 euros for 50 pageviews, then your RPM is now 24 euros (still big)

How do I listen to a woman!

 woman is trying to figure out what she's listening to you, remove the two eyebrow.

Understood, or if an eyebrow raised.
I can get past.

Metin uca he said "Is the minister's job to give recipe?"

Metin Uca‏@MetinUca
Egemen Bagis' a little while ago "bean stew" recipe retweet Donation vidual patients are unemployed or in a country or EU relations has not a problem at all :)

The latest victim of state terrorism in more than 19-year-old Ali Ismail Korkmaz!

The latest victim of state terrorism in more than 19-year-old Ali Ismail Korkmaz!

Eskisehir Travel Park during actions, yet it was attacked by an unidentified person or persons suffering from a brain hemorrhage and 2 treated since June Osmangazi University college student Ali Ismail Korkmaz, died in spite of all the interventions.
  Recovered in the hospital.
Korkmaz college student who died in his native land given to Hatay reported.
  Korkmaz family, sons-alone business can come and participate in the actions previously warned learned.

AK Party architects and engineers lopped off at midnight

Architects and Engineers rooms were stripped of their powers.
These powers were transferred to the Ministry of Environment and Urbanization.

Summer heat should watch out for those with heart disease.

Responses in terms of heart disease, the leading chronic diseases in Hisar Intercontinental Hospital Specialist Cardiology Assoc. Dr. Tuba has Bilsel.

Hold fast heart patients?
Olabilir.Veya silently without any symptoms of heart disease, prevent the level of a person's daily activities can be turned into a troublesome complaints stating that the Assoc. Dr. bilsel;

Went on to explain:

?? Heart disease heart disease patients according to the degree of fasting can keep under control.
However, people with heart disease should consult your doctor who follow him do about it.

Glider airplane arbitrary

      Kids love to fly model aircraft.
Even if can not walk.

Sleeping is nice.

Sleeping is nice.

If reindeer pillow is priceless.

Natural leaf umbrella

A sheet of muddy road in the rain is enough for us.

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